Would You Remarry?
Posted on March 31, 2008
Filed Under Humor |
In case your marriage is not working well and you intend to remarry, think again. Aside from the fact that getting your marriage nullified or have a divorce, sometimes getting another partner in life can sometimes be a painful task. However, a little humor about this event is in order. Read on to find out how this (sometimes) problematic scenarion becomes humorous at times.
A wife asked her husband . . .
Wife: “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
Husband: “After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?”
Husband: “We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of our house. I guess she would.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?”
Husband: “Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us a lot. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.”
Wife: “If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”
Husband: “Oh, no! She’s left-handed.”
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